You're offered
$50,000,000

Tax-free. Irrevocable. One catch: a tortoise is coming, and it won't stop until it reaches you.

Global Tracking Status

Subjects Enrolled10

Alive2

Terminated8

Sum Under Management$100,000,000

Total Tortoise Advance65,206.57 km

10 subjects

2 active

Initializing orbital view_

#	Subject	Designation	Distance
1	SUBJECT-000003	Sneaky Sofie	1,476.81 km
2	SUBJECT-000011	Akshtaaa	2,763.67 km

#	Subject	Designation	Days
1

I.$50,000,000 is deposited, tax-free and irrevocable.
II.A tortoise is dispatched from the secret lab on South Sandwich Island. It takes transport on land, ships across oceans, and never rests. It will not board aircraft.
III.Come within one metre and you are terminated. The money vanishes.
IV.Report your position any time to redirect the tortoise. Distance covered is never refunded.