I.$50,000,000 is deposited, tax-free and irrevocable.
II.A tortoise is dispatched from the secret lab on South Sandwich Island. It takes transport on land, ships across oceans, and never rests. It will not board aircraft.
III.Come within one metre and you are terminated. The money vanishes.
IV.Report your position any time to redirect the tortoise. Distance covered is never refunded.